Inspired by a real problem page Q&A
Dear Abby I’ve a problem
that I simply have to tell:
my finger in my belly
button gets a funny smell.
I hope that you can help me
for it leaves me quite unwell.
Dear Reader do you start each
day by falling out of bed?
The problem that is vexing
you is simply in your head.
Stop scratching at your belly
button: wash your hands instead.
Poetry Fluff 