A Shaggy Spouse Tale

I love my man

(I’m his biggest fan)

But he wears a beard

And that’s just weird

Untamed hair

Everywhere

Then he shaved it off

Which made me pout

He looked too soft

So I threw him out

I do declare

I do not do bare

So men beware

How you treat your hair

‘Cause we ladies care

And can be unfair

girls that dont shave

irish women don’t shave
welding women don’t shave
freak americans don’t shave

hairy women armpits
bushy sweaty arm pits
kerala housewife armpits

air in armpits, girls

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Bloggers, have you ever looked at the search terms that find your blog? I used to mine the search terms that found my Laughing Housewife blog for amusing posts, but I turned these particular – and genuine, missing apostrophe and all – search terms into what’s known as a found poem. A found poem is exactly what it sounds like; a poem made up of words the poet has found. Very easy to write! Anyone can do it, because the words are there (wherever you’re looking); you just have to put them together.

I think these particular search terms found The Laughing Housewife because I used to blog about hair a lot – usually my own; sometimes, Julia Roberts’. I took ‘write about what you know’ to extreme lengths, if I’m honest 😉