Your Dog Is Bored

Photo by Lucas Andrade on

your dog is bored?
get him a board
a surfboard
a dashboard
display board
or cardboard
a scoreboard
a board game
a hardboard
they’re all the same
a meeting in the city
a panel or commission
he’ll lick his beneath
in the executive chair
and leave a coating
of moulting hair
emplane him
embus him
entrain him
and more
he could tread the boards
or circuit boards
build a board fence
or deck the floor
and floor the deck
the best woodwork
build a scaffold
make a speech
or buy some toys
give some treats

you feel him frown?
your dog is bored
you’re letting him down