On the loo
with nothing to do
but have a poo…
…I think of you.
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If you’re new here, this is from my Book of Pooetry collection. I believe that nothing is off-limits to a writer (and if it makes my kids cringe, even better).
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NOTE
I watched the video with horror when I saw my hand rise to my face; and then I remembered that I wasn’t actually using the loo when I recorded this – I wouldn’t do that to you 😉