
if I could have one wish
it would be that every dish
I ate of fattening food
would reduce my weight
to a long-lost 8
and my belly would not protrude
(okay, that’s two
but greed is why I got so big:
I don’t know how to eschew)
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USA readers: that’s a British size 8, which I think is a size 4 in Americanese.
Yeah, that’d be great if intake equalled weight reduction. Nice work, Fluffster! I thought you might like this: https://eggsovertokyo.blogspot.com/2018/06/fat-ronald-cheats.html
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I’ll check it out!
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Love it, Ron! I could TASTE the food (and the impending heart attack).
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Ah yes… if only they could create a miracle chips and egg! 😆
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Praying… 🙂 🙂 🙂
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🤞
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