A Shaggy Spouse Tale

I love my man

(I’m his biggest fan)

But he wears a beard

And that’s just weird

Untamed hair

Everywhere

Then he shaved it off

Which made me pout

He looked too soft

So I threw him out

I do declare

I do not do bare

So men beware

How you treat your hair

‘Cause we ladies care

And can be unfair